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Snow Belle and the Nine Teaching Assistants December 2016

Today we had a Christmas treat as a number of staff performed 'Snow Belle and the Nine Teaching Assistants".  The panto was fantastic and we all laughed, sang and joined in..."oh yes we did!".  It was a wonderful end to the term.

The cast were as follows: 

The Palace - Queen - Mrs Bone, King - Mr Randall, Magic Mirror - Sandi, Snow Belle - Mrs Lavis, Huntswoman - Mrs Graydon

The School - Thrivey - Mrs Heagarty, Sweetie - Mrs Hocking, Moppy - Miss Jones, Sporty - Mrs Middlebrooke, Booky - Mrs Slack, Smithy - Mrs Smith, Snowy - Mrs Snow, Nessy - Miss Clapp, Lammy - Mrs Jenner

Other - Narrators - Mrs Leach and Mrs Cragg, Ofsted Inspector - Mrs Eatherington, Bad Fairy - Mrs Vile, Good Fairy - a surprise appearance from Mrs Kendrick, Flight Attendant - Miss Watson


To set the scene....

Once upon a time, half the world away

The Wicked Queen, was having a bad day

For her one and only daughter, who was a delicate creature

Had just been voted the number one headteacher

Let the show begin!
"Mirror, mirror on the wall...."
"The world's best headteacher is Snow Belle"
"It cannot be! It can't be true!"
"Now what am I going to do?"
"Good morning my dear, may I say you look pretty"
"Here's a headteacher award, I went to receive it"
"Now, Snow Belle, she doesn't mean to be rude"
"Mirror, mirror, what's the matter?"
"Please don't say I'm looking fatter"
"Now Huntswoman, listen up, don't be slack..."
"...take the girl away so she never comes back"
"I know I can trust you to do this foul thing"
"How now my daughter, do you fancy a trip?"
"What's wrong - have I done something vile?"
"It's my pleasure today to be your cabin crew"
The Nine Teaching Assistants
Thrivey - a TA for all weathers
Sweetie - who loves to buy bags of Haribo
Moppy - who loves mopping the floor of Reception!
Sporty - who thinks maths is fun!
Booky - who sits at the book fair
Smithy - who loves cleaning the sinks
Snowy - who loves to build castles of snow
Nessy - who watches children learning spellings
Lammy - who loves laminating!
The Bad Fairy enters
"....have the chance to be vile"
"A spell I will cast to make all lessons boring.."
"...soon everyone in the school will be snoring"
"I think we are better off without her
"You haven't always been this grumpy and cross"
"I'm beginning to think that the problem is me!"
"You used to be handsome, now you've got careless"
"Under that wig you're completely hairless"
"On the first day of Christmas...."
A bauble on a Christmas tree
Three pairs of pants...two christmas jumpers
Six broken tablets...
Nine toilet rolls...eight stinky socks
Twelve baby carrots...eleven Pokemon cards...
"There's ever so much learning for us all to do"
The Good Fairy enters
"Who are you old lady?"
"I'm here to transform you"
"I thought you'd turn up,try to undo my wrong"
"Calm down bad sister, you're being too hard..."
"...don't make me give you a yellow card"
The Bad Fairy is restrained
"You won't get away with this"
"I'm sorry I was jealous of your glittering career
You are my sunshine
The singing competition begins...
"I may be dressed like a bicycle reflector..."
"...but I am in fact an Ofsted Inspector - uh-huh"
"What's the grade?" "Outstanding!"
"Your exits are here...and here..."
'Can't stop the feeling!'
The whole school stands for a song and dance
The show is over....

School Motto

‘Enriching Lives Every Day’

Mission Statement

For in Him you have been enriched in every way, with all kinds of speech and with all knowledge. – 1 Corinthians 1-5 is the basis of our Christian Values of: Excellence; Nurture; Respect; Integrity; Compassion; Hope (ENRICH)

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